After spending two weeks digging out a sprinkler pipe trench 20 feet long and 8 inches deep, I visited Home Depot to find sprinkler heads. Did you know they make sprinkler heads that rotate and fan out to cover a huge area? They're terrific. All you do is screw them onto the existing sprinkler system (note:
not the pipe that you spent two weeks digging a trench for) and they fan out to cover the entire area needed. I don't know whether to regret the wasted two weeks of digging, or to rejoice that I found a short cut to the project.
Next on my list for the summer:
- Buy a camera to record all the work I really am doing while I'm not washing dishes or clothes, bathing the children, cooking meals, vacuuming, mopping, or doing any of the other boring housework that's always here.
- Rake aside all the big gravel chunks in my yard, digging up buried soldiers and dinosaurs in the process -- plastic ones, not real. If I had real dinosaurs in my yard, I guess I couldn't put in a lawn. Same for real soldiers, I imagine.
- Pull every last weed. Convince Brooklynn to help pull a weed or two each day.
- Spread topsoil. Respread topsoil after Derrick and his friend across the street turn it into a jump for their bikes.
- Lay sod. Any volunteers??
- Edge driveway.
- Spread gravel on driveway to replace the gravel that Brooklynn throws into the street during her tantrums.
- Finish painting trim in bedroom (with trim paint this time, instead of the exterior paint accidentally used).
- Paint trim throughout house. It's about time to cover up all the plastic-covered cardboard that passes for "wood" in this house.
- Mend the holes in my wall.
- Lay a new kitchen floor. It's difficult walking around with no floor to stand on...
- Paint the kitchen cabinets a color that will look good on my dog. (This week he is black with white accents. Last summer he was black with green accents. Black pretty much goes with everything.)
- Rejoice if I get even half of what I plan done.